The categories are:
Ideas [Anonymized] has never followed through on
Foods that [Anonymized] likes to eat in the middle of the night
[Anonymized] 's Movie Recommendations
Dropping the Alodox
Fight Club
Winner Electric
"Uh, ok Alex, I'll take 'Foods that [Anonymized] likes to eat in the middle of the night' for $200."
"Answer: By finishing his reprimand with '... and we've talked about this before!', Andy indicated to all of his house guests at 8 a.m. that this was not, in fact, the first time that [Anonymized] has taken a bite out of this in the middle of the night and left it out to waste."
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Context
Maybe we should provide some context to these quotes. It'll probably make them funnier.
For instance, the preceding post is a not terribly uncommon statement, but with context, makes for a funny story.
One night, a group of childhood friends, now in their 20's, were out for a bachelor party that included all the standard bachelor party things. At the end of the night only 5 of the guys were still up and they were back at the house playing pool. 2 of the guys, we'll call them Andy & Casey, got in an argument about something and agreed to have a fight where Casey could use Kung Fu, and Andy could only use his right arm.
The fight ensued, and concluded with Andy pinning Casey on the ground, repeatedly hitting Casey with his own hand. When Casey got up, he started crying, and then screamed over and over again, "YOU CROSSED THE LINE!!!"
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
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